I’m back from a 4 week break, just in time to receive the latest round of registry spam. Today’s episode is brought to you by the 2010/2011 Edition of “America’s Registry” – whatever that is.
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The links from today’s episode leads to “discrete.onlinedirectoryofwhoswho.net”. And what do you know it, our friends from protecteddomainservices.com are behind it again.
It’s also quite clear that the email source is the same as the previous one which doesn’t have my name again, being addressed to “Dear ,”. The fact that I’m not even from America seems to be missed as well.
As an aside, I enjoyed reading the biographies of some of the “VIP” members. Some of them seem like genuinely accomplished, intelligent (lawyers, doctors, business) people. Some could even be real, or so my advanced Google-Fu tells me.
Then we come to the case of Jane Penelope Johnson. Here is the lovely woman:
“Dr Johnson” has quite an amazing CV. Here are just some of her achievements:
Honors & Awards:
Most Admired Woman of the Decade; International Woman of the Year, Cambridge, England; 3 time award winner, Woman of the Year, American Biographical Institute; The National Library of Poetry; Listed, International Who’s Who of Intellectuals; “Sing Hosanna” CD sent to U.S. troops in Iraq and around the world, Christmas, 2005; Penny’s songs No.1 out of 18, Hilltop Records, Hollywood, California; Who’s Who of International Poets “Goldpin” sent to Penny Johnson for excellence in poetry and vision; Appointment – Genius Laureate, USA by Janet M. Evans, President, A.B.I.; Inclusion in 500 Greatest Genius Laureates of the 21st Century; Life Member, American Hall of Fame; “Shout it Out” – “Immortal Verses”; 2007; Lifetime Achievement, A.B.I.; Presidential Award from George W. Bush, 2008
Books, “Anthology, Treasured Poems of America”; Noble Laureate” from A.B.I.; “Songs of Honour,” worldwide – Penny’s poem “Introspection” included according to Nigel Hillary, U.K., 2006-07; “A Penny for Your Thoughts,” Penny Johnson, Published by Authorhouse, Bloomington, Indiana, 06-30-04- I.S.B.N. #1-4184-2489-7; Currently in Print-A Poetry book warmly written to lift you up and give you hope; The song “Christmas Is” written by Dr. Johnson on the Album “Glory of Christmas,” due out Christmas, 2008; 2 songs “Christmas Wishes and Unspeakable Love” on “The Miracle of Christmas” CD, 2009
International Order of Merit; World Literary Academy; Commission from President George W. Bush; Semi-finalist International Poetry Open; Laureate Founder – International Society of Poets – Advisor, Nobel House – Empire State Bldg. Poetry Office, U.K. – Paris and Tokyo Publishing; B.C.B.C.
What an amazing and impressive list: International Orders of Merit, International Society of Poets, even a Presidential Award from George W Bush himself! The only problem is there is no evidence anywhere that a) any of this is true or b) most of these organisations or prizes actually exist! Try it yourself. Google any of these awards and Ms Johnson’s name, and you’ll see what I mean.
Surely a “World Renowned Poet” would have a website, Wikipedia page or be listed somewhere else? The top results of a search for “Jane Penelope Johnson” shows the America’s Professional Registry and the Strathmore Who’s Who, another scam site. In fact, Dr Johnson was also awarded an American Achievement Award by Strathmore Who’s Who in 2010. Except when you read the press release, it lists a date in 2008. Bad copy and paste job, perhaps?
The profile on Strathmore states
Dr.. Johnson’s most notable career accomplishments include receiving The Emily Dickinson Award for the poem, “The Wedding”
Here is a link to “The Wedding” on poetry.com. Hardly earth shattering, compared to the poetry of the 2007 winner (bottom of the page). In fact, it is part of her self-published book “A Penny For Your Thoughts”, which actually exists on Amazon. The cheesiness of the front and rear cover are worth the book preview alone.
Jane Penny Johnson is either one of two things: 1) a profile made up by this scamming organisation, possibly around a real person or 2) a poor poet with illusions of grandeur. I sincerely hope for Ms Johnson’s sake, it’s the former.